"You Might Be A Schleck-Neck"

My 2nd and 3rd favorite cyclists are the Schleck brothers, but sometimes its fun to make-fun of them. I mean really, they can't even place 1st on my favorite list. :)

I believe Dan Wuori (@dwuori) started the #mightbeaschleckneck hash-tag on twitter this morning, but it soon was used by other users:

(https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23mightbeaSchleckneck)

Dan Wuori ‏@dwuori

If you abandon the Giro before Mark Cavendish... #mightbeaSchleckneck

Panache ‏@Kiss_my_Panache

If you Skype your brother to sleep every night.. #mightbeaSchleckneck #Giro

Scotty_G1962 ‏@Scotty_G1962

If you wear out your brake pads riding down the driveway #mightbeaSchleckneck #Giro

Scotty_G1962 ‏@Scotty_G1962

@HeleneBarrette If you get passed by your 4 minute man in a prologue #mightbeaSchleckneck #giro

Panache ‏@Kiss_my_Panache

If you break out in hives at the site of your TT bike... #mightbeaSchleckneck

Panache ‏@Kiss_my_Panache

If you go fishing in full team kit!!! #mightbeaSchleckneck

Thomas Dooley ‏@thomasdooley

If you're a little girl riding a pug. #mightbeaSchleckneck

Eric Sevy ‏@ericsevy

If you're thinner than a piece of paper but quit on a big climbing day #mightbeaSchleckneck

Scotty_G1962 ‏@Scotty_G1962

If you tell the mechanic "don't bother installing the chain catcher today" #mightbeaSchleckneck

What else can you come up with?